Shan One Owning Satzuma HQ

On the 1st June, not only was it the end of the day, week and month, Shan One managed to own everyone in the office when asked what percent of the world was water. She got it spot on at 75%. She would also like to point out that David and Jimm were the furthest out.

David and Shan-one talking about the British Forces 19/12/2011

Shan-one   -  So what was the Navy’s job, what do they actually do?

Sharon 5/12/2011

The North and South Poles aint both cold are they???

Cat-aphile

So the office was talking about the topic of cats going into other peoples houses...
And shannon added.

"You can't allow your cat into other strangers houses! It might get raped."

errrm David..

Sorry everyone, I think what David meant was Penguin...just to clear that up

SHANNON - FROZEN PLANET

DAVID: SHANNON ARE YOU GOING TO TRY THE LONDON AQUARIUM ABOUT SELLING PENGIUN MOUSE.

SHANNON: I WOULD RATHER TRY LONDON ZOO FOR THE MONKEYS

DAVID: OK YEAH THATS GOOD, WHY NOT THE AQUARIUM AS WELL

SHANNON: WHY AQUARIUM.............PENGUINS GO TO THE ZOO.................THEY WALK

DAVID: GUYS LISTEN TO THIS............

SHANNON: WELL WHY DID THEY HAVE THEM WHEN I WENT TO THORPE PARK THEN??????????

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLD ON..........................MWHAHAAHHAA

Post from the Shan-One herself

Shan-one= Tiger blood, Adonis DNA

You= Booga blood, POO POO DNA!!!!!