Cat-aphile

So the office was talking about the topic of cats going into other peoples houses...
And shannon added.

"You can't allow your cat into other strangers houses! It might get raped."

errrm David..

Sorry everyone, I think what David meant was Penguin...just to clear that up

SHANNON - FROZEN PLANET

DAVID: SHANNON ARE YOU GOING TO TRY THE LONDON AQUARIUM ABOUT SELLING PENGIUN MOUSE.

SHANNON: I WOULD RATHER TRY LONDON ZOO FOR THE MONKEYS

DAVID: OK YEAH THATS GOOD, WHY NOT THE AQUARIUM AS WELL

SHANNON: WHY AQUARIUM.............PENGUINS GO TO THE ZOO.................THEY WALK

DAVID: GUYS LISTEN TO THIS............

SHANNON: WELL WHY DID THEY HAVE THEM WHEN I WENT TO THORPE PARK THEN??????????

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOLD ON..........................MWHAHAAHHAA

Post from the Shan-One herself

Shan-one= Tiger blood, Adonis DNA

You= Booga blood, POO POO DNA!!!!!

SHANNONS GEOGRAPHY

SHANNON: FRANCE IS IN THE UKKKKKKKK ISNT IT.................

DAVID: NO SHANNON ITS NOT!!!

SHANNON: WELL WHATS THE UK THEN??????????

Rock Paper Scissors... I won.

"I played Rock Paper Scissors with a sign earlier... It was a draw for ages but eventually I won!"



from the one they call Shan

23/11/12

Team - Shan-one, do you know what a Burka is?
Shan - No, but I do know the saying 'ive got a girlfriend in the Gurkha's'??????????????????????????

JESS RAMM MEETING - DEBS 23RD NOVEMBER

JR (MD, CEO, CHIEF CHUMP).............can you ask David to check the traffic around Buckingham Ben.

OWNED!!!!

Shannon owned David on the 21st November 2011 at approximately 15:58

American Visa DECLINED!!!!! Say no more

S.E London 1        Vs         Wiltshire Boy 31

November 17th lunch time

Shannon --------- ugggggh a mouse outside............i thought they didnt come outside

Jonny ---  how many have you seen inside

Shannon --   LooooAAAADS...........ALL THE TIME!!!!!!

◦Po-ta-to!!

Shan-one - Whats in the middle of baked beans?............ Potato?

cartridge world meeting - train journey in September

 Shannon: I have never seen cows before

(a couple of weeks later on tour)

David: Look shannon theres some COWS

Shannon: there not cows DAAAAAAVID!!! there brown.......there ORSES

David: you can get brown cows as well you know

Shannon: no you cant.......i am asking my
brother

(ten minutes later her brother texts back a picture of a black and white cow)

Shannon - SEE I TOLD YOU THEY ARE BLACK AND WHITE

17TH November - one-shans work birthday

The one they call:   If you were running for help for heroes i would donate............my dad gave someone he didnt know £20.
David: well this is why its good to do it for a lesser known charity as everyone gives to the likes of Help For Heroes......Cancer Reasearch UK and the NSPCC.

The one they call: NSPCC........ THATS A BANNNNNNNNNNNNK DAAAAVID

Wednesday 4.43pm

ShanOne: I sing happy birthday to myself sometimes

Shan-one and Beyonce !

Once, a few months back I recall Shan-one looking me dead in the eyes. ‘Do you know what’ she said in her chirpiest Danny Dyer voice. ‘Destiny’s Child stole a song I wrote!’ I struggled to hold back the laughter as the plot thickened. ‘Honestly, I was singing a song in the shower when I was young. And then a few years later I heard them singin it on the radio, can you believe that!’. My head sunk into my hands as she ended the story with ‘I can’t really remember what I sung, but I know it was definitely the same song!’

We love you Shan-one, keep them coming – Jonny

Wednesday 3.43pm

Team:What fruit has no colour Shannon: Grapes